“Call me and tell me you miss me. Call me and tell me I’m on your mind as much as you are on mine.”
— (via flame)
“I check my phone constantly hoping I come across your name, hoping that you missed me. Hoping that I’ve been on your mind every single day, as you’ve been on mine.”
—
A.d.c
*sees something weird on the ground*
me: you’re mine now
I’m trying hard to live by Cat Principles.
1- I am glorious above all things
2- Eat when hungry, sleep when sleepy, play when bored
3- Affection is given and received on my terms and only mine
4- Show displeasure clearly.
5- NO
6- Demand the things you want. If they aren’t given, demand them again, but louder this time.
7- If you are touched when you don’t want to be, say so. If they continue to touch you, make them bleed.
I wish I could lie next to you and just feel the warmth of your body near mine
warning: I’m the most needy cuddler ever. your personal space? mine now
A man: *happens to be walking near me, literally just minding his own business*
Shitbrain: don’t touch me don’t touch me don’t touch me don’t touch me don’t touch me don’t touch me don’t touch me don’t touch me don’t touch me don’t touch me don’t touch me don’t touch me don’t touch me don’t touch me don’t touch me don’t touch me don’t touch me don’t fucking touch me
me: oh no I really screwed up oh no oh no they’re gonna be so mad oh no oh no!!!
me: *tells person*
person: oh okay
me: oh
me: what
me: whoa
Me: choke me
other person: oh so you like that?
Me: dude just fucking kill me
